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nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via distraction)

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via myinternetaddiction)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat, via defekait)

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

(via myinternetaddiction)

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

(via music-saves-me-everyday)

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(Source: hanamurateruteru, via gabite)

curseiero:

i saw my opportunity and took it and i’m not sorry

(via mygrayspace)

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